Hey guys.
Right now Tumblr has over 93,200,000 blogs, and only 148 staffers.
Let’s raise a toast to those 148 people who have to deal with our shit everyday.
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Exactly. And now I’m in need of cookies.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a hobbit in possession of no cookies must be in want of cookies.
We should have our own theme song. We can call it “The Hobbits With No Cookies”. Exactly, Bailey.

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im the man who had the cheese
im the man who had the jerky
we put em both together
and yeah it really workey
cheese jerky
say what say what
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I do not, in fact, have any cookies. Though I do have a small turtle attempting to eat a tomato.
We never have cookies. Well, that’s just adorable.

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Instant and forever reblog.
Bless this post.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HE IS MY FAVORITE
Bless
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
One does not simply not reblog Neil Patrick Harris.
one does not simply not love Neil Patrick Harris and his amazingness.
I can just imagine him being all upset and crying while saying this anD NO I’M NOT CRYING I HAVE ALLERGIES DON’T TOUCH ME
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favorite blaine quotes (season 3)